Dash Storey here!
Just a regular kid like you,
except I know something I’m not supposed to know…
Zombies are using screens to fry your brainz!
Why do zombies want to fry your brainz? Same reason you nuke your chicky nugz. Fried brainz taste better!
I know how to keep the zombies from munching your brainz. And if you want to know it too, you’re going to have to read this book!
Seriously.
What are you waiting for?
READ THE BOOK ALREADY!
Just a regular kid like you,
except I know something I’m not supposed to know…
Zombies are using screens to fry your brainz!
Why do zombies want to fry your brainz? Same reason you nuke your chicky nugz. Fried brainz taste better!
I know how to keep the zombies from munching your brainz. And if you want to know it too, you’re going to have to read this book!
Seriously.
What are you waiting for?
READ THE BOOK ALREADY!
Illustrated by Daniel Freeman
BOOKS MAKE BRAINZ TASTE BAD--
coming to a school near you, Fall 2020!
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coming to a school near you, Fall 2020!
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